Talentless Jordan will not go away...

Talentless Jordan admits that she cannot sing as she again attempts a pop career.

In other news, The Pope admits that he is a Catholic and Brian Sewell says that he has a posh voice.

Writes and wrongs of Jordan's books

Yesterday, Jordan admitted that she doesn't write her own books. I thought everyone knew that - look at the copyright page of them and it mentions the name of Rebecca Farnsworth, the ghost.

A few weeks ago, I was on a train to Fenchurch Street and sitting near me were four middle-class girls. One of them said that she had read Jordan's latest and was surprised it was good. I wondered then why she was surprised - the book was written by a professional author after all... as indeed are the majority of celebrity books.