It's January and the sun is shining. It's a new year and things are looking bleak in the Eurozone and Alex Salmond wants independence for the Scots. So things are bleak...
Then along comes Kelly brook with the funniest quote of the year so far. 'I often think if I had been better at focusing on one thing exclusively I'd have had an acting career like Kate Winslet or a career as a top dancer."
Oh Kelly behave, my sides are splitting, no please stop. You are too funny...
Showing posts with label Kelly Brook. Show all posts
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Monday, 16 January 2012
Tuesday, 20 January 2009
Brook rumbled again...
So the (unsurprising) news is revealed that Kelly Brook has been sacked as a judge on Britain's Got Talent after just six days in the job.
Six days?
Why did it take so long?
A source told the Daily Mirror: "You have to think on your feet to come up with something good to say each time. It can be very tough keeping it fresh - Kelly struggled from the start."
Of course she did - she is thick as was evident on The Big Breakfast, as was evident on Celebrity Love Island, as is evident on any show in which she has to speak - even when she has a script to follow.
When will producers realise that she is very pretty and if they must give her a job, let it be one where she has nothing to say and can just stand there and do what she does best - pose.
Six days?
Why did it take so long?
A source told the Daily Mirror: "You have to think on your feet to come up with something good to say each time. It can be very tough keeping it fresh - Kelly struggled from the start."
Of course she did - she is thick as was evident on The Big Breakfast, as was evident on Celebrity Love Island, as is evident on any show in which she has to speak - even when she has a script to follow.
When will producers realise that she is very pretty and if they must give her a job, let it be one where she has nothing to say and can just stand there and do what she does best - pose.
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