Talentless Jordan admits that she cannot sing as she again attempts a pop career.
In other news, The Pope admits that he is a Catholic and Brian Sewell says that he has a posh voice.
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
Sunday, 18 October 2009
Cheryl sings... adequately
Cheryl Cole's performance for her debut solo single on The X Factor tonight was adequate, nothing more. It certainly was not "incredible" as Simon Cowell said.
If she had not been already known, that performance would not have got her through to bootcamp. Newspapers ranted about whether she would sing live or mime - yes, whether someone who sings for a living would be able to actually sing live!
I am sure Cheryl is a canny lass but a great singer, she most certainly ain't.
If she had not been already known, that performance would not have got her through to bootcamp. Newspapers ranted about whether she would sing live or mime - yes, whether someone who sings for a living would be able to actually sing live!
I am sure Cheryl is a canny lass but a great singer, she most certainly ain't.
Louis Walsh should be a professional
Time for Louis Walsh to be a professional and get back to doing what he is paid for - being a judge on The X Factor.
It was unprofessional of him to take time off. What happened to that old showbiz maxim "The show must go on"?
He didn't lose a relative - not his father, mother, brother, sister nor a wife (okay, unlikely in Louis's case, but you get the point).
As Irving Berlin wrote, "You get word before the show has started
That your favourite uncle died at dawn
And top of that, your pa and ma have parted
You're broken-hearted, but you go on".
Come on Louis, be a professional.
It was unprofessional of him to take time off. What happened to that old showbiz maxim "The show must go on"?
He didn't lose a relative - not his father, mother, brother, sister nor a wife (okay, unlikely in Louis's case, but you get the point).
As Irving Berlin wrote, "You get word before the show has started
That your favourite uncle died at dawn
And top of that, your pa and ma have parted
You're broken-hearted, but you go on".
Come on Louis, be a professional.
Tuesday, 14 July 2009
Madness, music and Michael Jackson
Has the world gone completely mad?
Last night Michael Jackson should have played the first of 50 gigs at the Millennium Dome - something that was never going to happen even if he had been alive.
Fans gathered there in full Jackson fig to pay tribute to the dead pederast.
Last night Michael Jackson should have played the first of 50 gigs at the Millennium Dome - something that was never going to happen even if he had been alive.
Fans gathered there in full Jackson fig to pay tribute to the dead pederast.
Michael Lewis, 25, a retail manager from north London, dressed in full Jackson stage costume, spent more than £1,000 for concert tickets for seven dates.
He said: 'I’m a member of a fan club and we’ve been holding vigils outside HMV in Piccadilly Circus, but the O2 is now the real focus. I think there will be fans meeting here for the whole of the 50 nights he was meant to perform."
Vigils outside a record shop?
The lot of them ought to be sectioned.
Tuesday, 30 June 2009
Stating the obvious...
Breaking news today:
In other news the Chief Rabbi is Jewish, the Pope is Catholic and bears like to defecate in woody areas.
Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe 'are not biological parents of any of his children'
In other news the Chief Rabbi is Jewish, the Pope is Catholic and bears like to defecate in woody areas.
Saturday, 13 June 2009
She is heavy, she's my son
Chastity Bono, Cher's daughter, is apparently going to have a sex change operation.
Neil Giuliano, president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, said: "Coming out as transgender is an extremely personal decision and one that is never made lightly."
Judging by the size of her, I doubt anything she does is done lightly.
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