Pulis the other one

Stoke City manager Tony Pulis is an idiot.

Pulis has complained to the FA, the Premier League and Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis after my team's boss Arsene Wenger accused Stoke of being "a rugby team".

He said, "What Wenger's said is totally wrong and out of order. I'm deeply disappointed with Wenger, I don't expect that from a fellow manager. People have a responsibility. That's why there were two world wars, so that people could have the freedom to say what they like"

Yes, Mr Pulis so is M Wenger not entitled to say what he likes or can people only say what they like when it concurs with what you believe?

Jennifer has gone topless before...

Today the Daily Mail runs a story that Jennifer Aniston, the actress, will break away from appearing in romantic comedies and go topless for the first time on screen.

Paul Thompson writes: "She is to star in the film Wanderlust, which calls for her to strip off for the first time in her acting career."

Except it won't be her first time stripping off - she went topless in the film The Good Girl which was made seven years ago as the attached still shows...

Who would cheat on Myleene?

Myleene Klass is beautiful, sexy and seems to have a pleasing personality. She has a longterm boyfriend who is the father of her daughter so why announce now that she would kill him if he cheated?

Does she know something about him?

We don't all need to know...

So Lindsay Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in prison for violating her probation. Whether she serves her sentence remains to be seen but "celebrity" Kim Kardashain, whose father was one of OJ Simpson's "Dream Team" of lawyers tweeted, "Sending positivity your way @LindsayLohan. Love you! Everyone please send LL your sweet prayers. U never know when someone really needs it."

Could she not have just have emailed or texted her friend or - shock horror - telephoned her to offer support? Why does she feel the need to show the whole world what a good friend she is??

Is nothing private these days?

Talentless Jordan will not go away...

Talentless Jordan admits that she cannot sing as she again attempts a pop career.

In other news, The Pope admits that he is a Catholic and Brian Sewell says that he has a posh voice.

Drag queen or transsexual?

You decide...

Cheryl sings... adequately

Cheryl Cole's performance for her debut solo single on The X Factor tonight was adequate, nothing more. It certainly was not "incredible" as Simon Cowell said.

If she had not been already known, that performance would not have got her through to bootcamp. Newspapers ranted about whether she would sing live or mime - yes, whether someone who sings for a living would be able to actually sing live!

I am sure Cheryl is a canny lass but a great singer, she most certainly ain't.