Yesterday the Sunday Mirror ran a feature about celebrities who hate various bits of their bodies: Cameron Diaz's bum, Jessica Simpson's height, etc, etc.
Vicky Beckham was among the throng with an indirect quote that she wears stunning shoes to detract from her "horrid" feet.
Doesn't she realise that the stunning shoes call attention to her horrid feet? People look at the shoes and then think "Oh my God, what disgusting feet! With her money you'd think she'd do something about them."
If vacuous Vicky doesn't want people to look at her horrid feet, junk the shoes and may I suggest plimsolls?
Showing posts with label Vicky Beckham. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vicky Beckham. Show all posts
Monday, 7 July 2008
Tuesday, 15 April 2008
That's not what the bodyguard's for, Vicky...
The idiocy of Vicky Beckham knows no bounds.
The silicon-enhanced Wag went shopping in a supermarket - Whole Foods, in Beverly Hills - recently.
She was accompanied by a bodyguard who carried the shopping for her.
Now, Vicky, the point of a bodyguard is to protect your body if someone attacks you. It is difficult for him to do that if he has his hands full with your shopping, you stupid bint.
The silicon-enhanced Wag went shopping in a supermarket - Whole Foods, in Beverly Hills - recently.
She was accompanied by a bodyguard who carried the shopping for her.
Now, Vicky, the point of a bodyguard is to protect your body if someone attacks you. It is difficult for him to do that if he has his hands full with your shopping, you stupid bint.
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Privacy is a two-way street
When the Beckhams next complain about press intrusion into the lives of their children, perhaps they will remember this picture... taken on stage at a Spice Girls concert.
Monday, 28 January 2008
Naming names
I am constantly surprised by how little people know about how they are styled and by that I mean their nomenclature not their sartorial style.
When the rumour was floated that David Beckham would get a knighthood (for what, pray tell?), his ridiculous wife gave an interview in which she said she would like to be called "Lady Victoria". I am sure that she would but she would not be entitled to style herself in that way. She would have been Lady Beckham as she is Mrs Beckham, not Mrs Victoria.
On Saturday the Daily Mail ran a profile of Tom Jones's wife Linda and called her Lady Melinda Woodward and then revealed that she prefers to be called "Lady Linda". She is no more entitled to call herself that anymore than I am to call myself Sir Paul - although that does a have a certain ring to it.
Hmmm, perhaps from now on I shall be Sir Paul...
When the rumour was floated that David Beckham would get a knighthood (for what, pray tell?), his ridiculous wife gave an interview in which she said she would like to be called "Lady Victoria". I am sure that she would but she would not be entitled to style herself in that way. She would have been Lady Beckham as she is Mrs Beckham, not Mrs Victoria.
On Saturday the Daily Mail ran a profile of Tom Jones's wife Linda and called her Lady Melinda Woodward and then revealed that she prefers to be called "Lady Linda". She is no more entitled to call herself that anymore than I am to call myself Sir Paul - although that does a have a certain ring to it.
Hmmm, perhaps from now on I shall be Sir Paul...
Monday, 17 December 2007
Vicky won't go solo...
So the tiresome Spice Girls are back performing in London after a gap of not enough years.
The group play a series of gigs at the Millennium Dome and all of them do a solo number in the show. Well, I say all of them. Actually, four of them do a solo number. Can you guess which Spice Girl doesn't sing solo?
I'll give you a few clues.
1) It's the one with the really bad skin.
2) It's the one with the bunions.
3) It's the one who admits that she can't dance or carry a tune in a bucket.
4) It's the one who has yet to have a solo number one.
Yes, that's right - it's Vicky Beckham (Adams as was).
The group play a series of gigs at the Millennium Dome and all of them do a solo number in the show. Well, I say all of them. Actually, four of them do a solo number. Can you guess which Spice Girl doesn't sing solo?
I'll give you a few clues.
1) It's the one with the really bad skin.
2) It's the one with the bunions.
3) It's the one who admits that she can't dance or carry a tune in a bucket.
4) It's the one who has yet to have a solo number one.
Yes, that's right - it's Vicky Beckham (Adams as was).
Friday, 7 December 2007
Vicky does care...
At last - Vicky Beckham comes clean.
In an interview with the American edition of Elle, she says: "It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."
You will find no one to disagree with you there, Vic.
However, she goes on to make one statement that I think is not quite as honest as the above. She says: "I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks."
I think she cares very much what people think - or she wouldn't have put on such a ridiculous front in the aftermath of her husband's affair with Rebecca Loos, all that rictus grinning and togetherness on the ski slopes.
Or was that just to protect the earning potential of Brand Beckham?
In an interview with the American edition of Elle, she says: "It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."
You will find no one to disagree with you there, Vic.
However, she goes on to make one statement that I think is not quite as honest as the above. She says: "I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks."
I think she cares very much what people think - or she wouldn't have put on such a ridiculous front in the aftermath of her husband's affair with Rebecca Loos, all that rictus grinning and togetherness on the ski slopes.
Or was that just to protect the earning potential of Brand Beckham?
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